You have a few minutes in the shower every morning dedicated to the one variance between your hair and your pubes. If you’re like I used to be, you buy whatever shampoo is on sale and firmly believe that hair conditioner is for chicks. However, the next time you run out of shampoo, I want you guys to try something.
Just this once, go for the fancy stuff. I recently picked up this stuff from my barber.
See that? Official Supplier to Men. None of that women approved bullshit.
I’m not affiliated with this particular brand (I just happen to like it), but splurge a little. Try spending a little more on your shampoo. Really, it’s not even splurging. Splurging is a steakhouse on a Tuesday night or a coke for breakfast, but keeping your hair healthy? It’s a shame it can be considered expendable.
Okay, guys, listen. Okay. Plan of action. Ready? Here we go:
- Skip the soda or the beer for your next couple meals.
- Spend a couple extra bucks on your shampoo and conditioner.
- Yes, buy conditioner.
Why this plan is awesome: It gets you well-groomed and provides a reason to avoid soda/beer for a little while (thus weight loss).
Proper usage (aka STUFF TO DO ‘CAUSE I SAID SO):
- Shampoo your hair as you normally would (first order of business).
- Dry your hair with a towel (it should now be damp). You do this, because you don’t want your hair to be runny; it will do a better job of absorbing the conditioner when it’s damp.
- Apply hair conditioner.
- Go about the rest of your showering business (and believe me, that’s totally your business).
- Rinse your hair with lukewarm water. The lower temperature prevents your hair from shitting out all of the expensive nutrients it just had for breakfast.
And after you have depleted your new shampoo and conditioner bottles, you may then decide if you mind spending a little extra to keep yourself well-groomed. And when I say extra, I’m including that hidden expense of having to buy more condoms and taxi-ing women home in the morning.
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why schill when you could have had a decent post here.
i don’t think making you hair more like a woman will make you more attractive
and saying so is simply disingenuous
i don’t thinking hawking a particular brand of product to a specific demographic by using the loyalty you might have with your followers will earn you new respect.
i stumbled upon your blog as i do care about blogs that are good and obviously people will care about grooming.espoecially men who may not be that savvy.
but equating feminising yourself to increased sexual attraction is a lie.
if you had instead, opted to educate men into getting the most from their current routine by using salon style techniques and good rinse / dry/ condition habits [which you almost touched on ] and using the shower head correctly and cold water rinsing to get very soft lustrous hair you would have a winning post. but you didn’t . you shilled. you failed.
Whoaaa buddy.
These comments are very tongue in cheek. I don’t honestly believe hair products will get you laid, but on the other hand, show me a man who never cleanses and I’ll show you a man who lacks sex appeal.
Would you say the brand I’ve suggested is bad? What would you suggest? I’m pointing people who have absolutely no idea in a direction. I don’t see a problem with that and no, I’m not affiliated with the brand at all.
Also, thanks for stopping by. :)
well the rest of this blog is very noncommercial and a great lot of advice for men.
some my comments are way out of line or just libelous above so feel free to delete my post. but as i am here: sorry for my tone and accusations. i am slowly turning into the number one thing that annoys me on the net. the self righteous moron.
Hi again! :) Don’t even worry about it and thanks for the compliments. I accept your apology.
Hope to see you around more!
The crew stuff is good, though for some reason I found the shampoo rapes my hair. Not saying it’s a bad product, since it works great for a number of my friends, just be sure to match your shampoo/conditioner to the chemistry of your hair. I’ve found that Cowboy Magic works fucking wonders if you have what my ex dubbed “Shag carpet hair”, or thick, wavy hair that feels like dog hair. Really, stuff’s a fucking miracle.
nice! i’m gonna make my own blog