Monthly Archives: May, 2009
The biggest bulge in your pants shouldn’t be your wallet
Guys, take out the list of rules you currently live by. Under “No fat chicks,” scribble in under that: “Also, no fat wallets.” Why? Here’s an undeniably good reason.
The risk of self-inflicted sciatica has increased in recent years with, for instance, sitting on a wallet for prolonged hours every day which can cause self-inflicted sciatica. [...]
The difference between hair and pubic hair
You have a few minutes in the shower every morning dedicated to the one variance between your hair and your pubes. If you’re like I used to be, you buy whatever shampoo is on sale and firmly believe that hair conditioner is for chicks. However, the next time you run out of shampoo, I want [...]
The dreaded long short sleeve
Gentlemen, behold, Exhibit A.
(I’ll wait).
I know Megan Fox has near nothing to do with sleeves (as she isn’t wearing any). But this is an example of how clothing looks good when it fits properly. I was going to find an image of a woman wearing a poorly fit t-shirt, but it soon became apparent that [...]
The Swiss Army knife of looking damn good
Since there are no women in that period of time between moving out of mom’s and getting married (sucker), you’re going to have to figure out how to dress yourself beyond a t-shirt and jeans.
Don’t worry, I’ll help.
Pick up a plain navy suit (2-button, side vent, notch lapel, flat front). You can get a decent [...]